Or if you're feeling UNEARTHLY =p
It’s simple and fast, and it only takes nanosecond to put on as opposed to hours of make-up. Applying fake lashes drives me crazy! Whoever pig-headed bastard came up with that invention, anyway? Now every girl with lashes shorter than those fakeys has to have one!
But, NO! The society just wouldn't have it that way.
And that leaves me no choice but to either go through all the trouble to paint my face or if I am feeling lazy -let the world see me in my worst form:
Yeah, dude. Watcha lookin’ at? My PIMPLES?
I am not the one who has to look at myself all the time, if you know what I mean. XD
Women have make-up to save the day…
What about men? What do you guys do, when you look like pig-heads in the morning?